Nigerian Scams Gone Meta
Well, I give them an A for effort. They still get a failing grade overall, but an A for effort.

Office for the Coordination Of Humanitarian Affairs,
Integrated Regional Information Network
503B Zik Avenue Garki Abuja
TEL: +234-7036487288
E-MAIL: richardgozneyoffice1@gmail.com
Attention:Sir,

The British High Commission in Nigeria,Benin Republic,Ghana and Bokinafaso
received a report of scam against you and other British/US citizens and
Malaysia,Etc. The countries of Nigeria, Benin Republic, Bokinafaso And Ghana
have recompensed you following the meeting held with the Four countries'
Government and various countries' high commission for the fraudulent activities
carried out by the Four countries' Citizens.

Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent
Unit (NFIU). A compensation has been issued out ATM CARD to all the affected
victims and has been already been in distribution to all the bearers. Your ATM
CARD was among those that was reported undelivered as at on Last Friday and we
wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you
receive your ATM CARD immediately.

NFIU further told us that the use of Nigeria and BeninCouriers was abolished due
to interception activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in
Benin,Nigeria and Ghana and thereby have made a concrete arrangement with the
DHL Courier Company for a safe delivery to your door-step once the beneficiary
meets up the demand of the conveyance.

We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU dispatches your ATM CARD
on Monday. Reply this e-mail to richardgozneydesk@gmail.com . You are
assured of the safety of your draft and availability. Be advised that you should
stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in
collaboration scammed you. Call me at: +234 703 648 7288 immediately to check if
the delivery date suits you.

Yours in Service,

Mr. Richard Gozney

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